Wake Forest has a losing record, as does the Wolfpack, as do the Carolina Panthers, don't get me started on the Carolina Hurricanes, (won 1 lost 13 straight) and even the Onion has lampooned the Charlotte Bobcats. If I were tempted to put my trust in any of these turkeys, I ought to reap the destruction promised in Deuteronomy, Exodus, Leviticus and in the Psalms and so many other places where admonitions against placing faith in false gods are stated. Well, in case some were thinking of trusting in these teams of mine - think again. They are suffering. I am tired of developing character.
Last Saturday, Wake had Miami beat, and in the rain too. Low and behold, we find a way to lose, State got whooped, and the list of pain just went on.
Check out the Bobcats- they are a bunch of scaredy cats.

you can see the actual site here
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bombastic_team_introduction
I have been unable to make the link thing work with the blog.
try to double click on the picture, I think you can then read it.
Next week Mark and I are taking up with Appalachain State
hopefully we can bring some luck to App - and they can improve upon their winning season! Looking forward to the trip!
ReplyDeleteSusan
Maybe the link here will work. I copied and pasted on my browser and hilarious
ReplyDeleteMark
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bombastic_team_introduction